A friend of mine came up to me at the golf course with a ball that he said was impossible to lose. I asked him to explain.
“Well,” explained my friend, “it has a chip in it, so if you lose it, you can find it with your phone. If you hit it in the water, it floats up to the surface and can get to the side using a tiny engine inside the ball.”
“Wow, that’s amazing! Where did you get this ball?”
“Found it!”
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