A Lucky Night At The Bar

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. ‘What’s that?’ I asked. ‘It’s a mother-and-daughter threesome,’ she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘Tonight’s your lucky night.’ We went back to her place.

We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, ‘Mom… you still awake?’

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Posted: September 17, 2026 (1 week ago)
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