A man is stranded on an island for 10 years. He sees something in the distance coming his way. As it gets closer, he recognizes that it is a person in scuba gear swimming his way. When the person reaches the shore and stands up, he sees that it is a gorgeous woman.
She asks him, “How long have you been here?”
“10 years,” he says.
She asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“10 years.”
She unzips a little pocket and takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She lights one up for him and hands it to him. As he takes a puff, she says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a shot of whiskey?”
“10 years,” he says.
She unzips another pocket, takes out a silver flask, and hands it to him. Then she asks, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?” and starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit.
He gets very excited and says, “10 years. I can’t believe you have a set of clubs in there!”
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