A midget walks into a brothel with a honeycomb under his arm and a donkey following closely behind. He asks the headmistress for a woman for the evening, as his wife had left him.
She says, “Sure thing, but I gotta ask, what’s with the honeycomb and the donkey?”
He says, “Well, my wife found a genie’s lamp, and her first wish was a home fit for a queen, and she ended up with a honeycomb. Then she asked for the nicest ass ever, and so she got this very well-behaved donkey.”
The mistress asks about the third wish, and the midget says she wished I had a dick that hung past my knee.
She says, “Well, that doesn’t sound so bad.”
“It wouldn’t be that bad except I used to be 6’3”!”
