If God really just wants to walk beside me, why doesn’t He ever pay the cover charge

If God really just wants to walk beside me, why doesn’t He ever pay the cover charge when we go clubbing?

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Posted

3 hours ago

Views

0 views

Rate This Thought

Awaiting public judgment.

Share the Brain Leak

Send this to someone whose standards are already compromised.

⧉Copy Thought 𝕏Post fFB r/Reddit ☘WhatsApp ✉Email

Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.

No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 characters. Moderated before public embarrassment.
Related chaos

More meh thoughts

Neighboring brain static, freshly arranged for irresponsible clicking.

Thought I decided to beat the retail stores at their own game by putting up *my* Christmas Thought It’s tough being dyslexic. Thought I suffer from pre-traumatic stress disorder. Thought There’s nothing more embarrassing than strolling into the office humming “It’s a Thought To alleviate my public speaking phobia, my speech instructor suggested I envision the Thought I can’t tell if it was the weekend’s Halloween fun or my volunteering to help drive a

More posts