I hate that dream where you have to pee really bad and you wake up and have to run to

I hate that dream where you have to pee really bad and you wake up and have to run to the bathroom before you pee all over yourself. But it’s still better than the one where you dream you’re stranded alone on an island and you have to remove your own appendix before it bursts and you wake up and have to run to the ER before you bleed to death. I REALLY hate that one.

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