If I were the guy who ran the gallows pole, I’d always ask my clients “How’s it hangin’?”

If I were the guy who ran the gallows pole, I’d always ask my clients “How’s it hangin’?” You know, just to relieve that awkward moment right before I send them to their deaths.

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