An elderly widower and an elderly widow meet in the old age home and decide to get married.
The house doctor gives them a checkup first.
After examining the widow, he calls the widower in and confides in him:
“Be gentle on your wedding night. Your fiancée has acute angina.”
The widower says, “YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, MY HEARING ISN’T SO GOOD.”
So the doctor yells, “I SAID SHE HAS ACUTE ANGINA!”
The widower responds, “YOU’RE DARN TOOTING SHE DOES! AND HER TITS AIN’T BAD EITHER!”
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