An American, a Mexican, and an Australian walk into a pub.
The Mexican says, “I’ll have a Corona. The finest beer of Mexico.”
The American says, “I’ll have a Budweiser. The king of beers.”
The Australian says, “I’ll have a ginger ale.”
“A ginger ale?” the American asks quizzically.
The Australian replies, “Well, if you two aren’t going to have a proper beer, why should I?”
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