Three Pregnant Women

A pregnant blonde, a pregnant brunette, and a pregnant redhead were in the waiting room of an obstetrician’s office.

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The redhead said, “When my baby was conceived, I was on top, so I know I’m going to have a girl.”

The brunette said, “When my baby was conceived, my husband was on top, so I know I’m going to have a boy.”

The blonde burst into tears. When the other two asked her what’s wrong, she wailed, “I think I’m going to have puppies!”

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