A Walk Past The Restaurant

A Scotsman and his wife are walking past a restaurant. The wife says, “Did you smell that food? It smells absolutely incredible!”

The Scotsman thinks, “What the hell, it is her birthday.”

So they walked past it again.

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Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves

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Posted: September 21, 2026 (2 days ago)
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