A woman gives birth to a head.
The doctors are stunned, but sure enough, it seems healthy in every other way, so they let the woman take her new head of a son back home. After a while, she sets him on the windowsill so he can watch the world go by and see the other children play.
Years go by, and one day, when the boy is ten or so, the woman gets a call from the doctor who delivered the head all those years ago. The doctor tells the woman, “We just had an unfortunate death of a boy who seems to be around the same age as your son. This boy was decapitated, and we think we can attach your son’s head to this boy’s body. What do you think?”
Of course, the mother is thrilled and agrees. She races upstairs, where her son sits on the windowsill, and says, “Jimmy, I have a wonderful gift for you!”
And Jimmy says, “It better not be another fucking hat!”
Chaotic Meh