An elderly couple stands before a judge.
“Did you steal the can of peaches, ma’am?”
“Yes, I did, your honor,” she replies.
“How many peaches were in the can?”
“Four, your honor.”
“Then I sentence you to four days in jail. Anything else?”
“Yes, your honor,” says her husband. “She stole a can of peas too.”
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