Daily Grind: Adventures in Beer and Nature!

A man goes in for a physical, and the doctor asks him about his daily routine.

The man says, “Well, Doc, just yesterday afternoon I must’ve walked at least five miles. I waded up to my knees in a lake, drank three beers, outran a pack of wild dogs in the underbrush, drank another two beers, took a long, leisurely piss behind a tree, and stepped out of the way of an aggressive rattlesnake.

Drank another beer, crawled out of quicksand, stood in a poison ivy patch, drank another two beers, climbed up and down five steep hills, and took another leak behind a tree.”

The doctor, listening to all of this, is duly impressed. “Man, you must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”

“Nah, Doc,” the man says. “I’m just a shitty golfer.”