Corporate coping mechanisms
Work Jokes
Work jokes, office pain, boss nonsense, coworker chaos, and productivity-themed comedy for anyone emotionally held together by coffee and spite.
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Joke
Sexual Consultant
A redneck tells his buddy, “Hey, I just got a promotion! I’m the boss’s sexual consultant.”Clean Mode hides the spicy…
Meh Thought
I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
Joke
Elderly Couple Pulled Over by a Cop From Arkansas
An elderly couple driving get pulled over by a cop. The woman is behind the wheel, and is a bit…
Meme
This Corner Available
Oh look — this corner available. Your mom quit her job.
Meme
What To Do With Your Opinion
What To Do With Your Opinion 1. Unwrap your opinion. 2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly…
Meh Thought
Amazon Driver Work From Home
My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just…
Meh Thought
Still Assembling His Cabinet
Did you hear that the CEO of Ikea was just elected president of Sweden? He is still assembling his cabinet.
Meh Thought
Insufficient Funds
Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I’ve been to that…
Meh Thought
Nature’s Way of Saying
Garage sales: nature’s way of saying, “Here, let me pay you to throw this out for me.”
Meh Thought
Man Wanted for Robbery
I was out on a walk when I saw a sign that said, “Man wanted for robbery.” So I went…
Meh Thought
To Beat the Crowd
Why do riot police go to work so early? To beat the crowd.
Meme
Dont Fill Up On Bread Super Confusing
Don’t hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like “don’t fill up on bread,” that’s super confusing…
