A blonde pulls her BMW into the parking lot of a mechanic’s shop because it was making some racket.
The mechanic pops open the hood and tinkers around a bit.
Blonde: “Well, what’s wrong with it?”
Mechanic: “Ah, just crap in the engine.”
Blonde: “How often do I have to do that?”
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