A Box Of Condoms

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

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She explained that it kept her cigarette dry.

The next day, the other lady went to the drugstore and asked for a box of condoms. The pharmacist asked what brand she preferred.

“Doesn’t matter, son, as long as it fits a Camel.”

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