A Gorilla In The Tree

A man finds a gorilla in a tree and calls a gorilla removal service. The service guy arrives with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and handcuffs.

He explains that he will poke the gorilla until it falls. The Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s testicles, allowing the man to handcuff it.

The man asks what the shotgun is for.

The service guy replies, “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua.”

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Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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