An Electric Fence

An elderly husband asks his wife if she remembers the first time they had sex behind the village tavern. They return to the fence, and a policeman secretly follows them.

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The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. They erupt into furious sex against the fence, then collapse afterward.

The amazed policeman asks their secret.

The old man replies, “Fifty years ago, that wasn’t an electric fence.”

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