Best Two Years of My Life

I asked my cousin what his favorite grade in school was.

“3rd.”

“Why?”

“Best two years of my life.”

Share:TwitterFacebookLinkedinRedditWhatsappEmail

Heckle this joke

Got a better punchline or a worse take? Drop a one-liner.

Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 · Moderated before publishing.
Related chaos

More chaos like this

Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.

Joke Little Johnny and the Spelling Lesson Joke Little Johnny Uses a Big Word Joke Me Neither Joke Little Johnny and the Substitute Teacher Joke Do You Have a Weedeater Joke Traumatized by the Ninth Grade

More posts

(Stephanie S. Thompson) Every rule has it exception — even the

(Stephanie S. Thompson) Every rule has it exception — even the Golden Rule. If you enjoy receiving anal sex, for example, it would be wise to get permission before you “Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.”

Posted: May 17, 2026 (4 months ago)
Views: 0
Shares: 0
Topics: childhood, education, humor
Sensitivity: Clean