Not Pay Off My Student Debt

A college student is walking on the beach when he finds a magic lamp with a genie inside.

So the college student says, “I want to be the richest man in the world.”

The genie snaps his fingers and responds, “Sure. You now have a billion dollars.”

The college student frowns and says, “That’s great and all, but I said the richest man in the world, not pay off my student debt.”

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Posted: April 29, 2026 (3 months ago)
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