Was having lunch with a billionaire.
He tipped our waitress 500%. In cash.
Wow.
I asked why he did it.
He leaned in.
“Those bills are all fake. Within 3 days, she’ll be arrested for passing fake currency after all the shops around her neighborhood get an anonymous tip to watch for fake bills.”
Guess who owns the private prison nearby that gets paid for each prisoner.
And guess who owns the bail bond company in town.
A true masterclass.
Billionaires operate on a different level.
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