Bob Peters’ Unfortunate Barbershop Visit

A man was looking all over town to find a friend of his. He walked down the street and came to a barber shop. He stuck his head inside and asked, “Bob Peters here?”

The barber replied, “Nah, we just do shaves and haircuts.”

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It definitely wouldn’t be this one

I saw a guy carrying a screaming toddler across the parking lot.

He noticed me looking at him and said, “He’s mine. I’m not stealing him or anything.”

Before I could reply, he added, “If I was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn’t be this asshole.”

Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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