Chocolate Wins: Eight Delicious Reasons Why

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Reasons why Chocolate is Better than Sex

1. You can GET chocolate

2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft

4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names

9. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting coworkers

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped

12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate

13. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it

14. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant

15. You can have chocolate any time of month

16. Good chocolate is easy to find

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate

19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake

20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter.

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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