“Darling,” murmured the girl to her boyfriend, “when did you first realize that you were in love with me?”
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Unleash Chaos“Well, I suppose…” whispered the man tenderly, “it was when I started getting angry with all the other guys in the office who said you were a lousy lay.”
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