A man has three girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it.
The first girlfriend went out and got herself a total makeover. She told him, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”
The second girlfriend went shopping and got the man new golf clubs, an iPad, and an 80-inch flat-screen TV. She said, “I got these gifts for you because I love you so much.”
The third girlfriend took the $5,000, invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the $5,000, and reinvested the rest. She said, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”
The man thought long and hard about how each of his girlfriends had spent the money, and then he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
