Cindy Aint Even Reached Puberty Yet

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A father came home and found his 8-year-old boy sitting on the front porch smoking a cigar. He marched up to the lad, removed the cigar from the boy’s mouth and said, “I suppose you’re going to tell me that you’re sitting there smoking that cigar because you just became a father.”

“Hell no, Dad,” said the boy, “Cindy ain’t even reached puberty yet.”

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Posted: April 30, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: childhood, parenting, sex
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