Couple’s Canned Conundrum in Court!

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An elderly couple stands before a judge.

“Did you steal the can of peaches, ma’am?”

“Yes, I did, your honor,” she replies.

“How many peaches were in the can?”

“Four, your honor.”

“Then I sentence you to four days in jail. Anything else?”

“Yes, your honor,” says her husband. “She stole a can of peas too.”

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Posted: March 6, 2026 (4 months ago)
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