Dad’s Big Stomach

A son walks in on his parents having sex. His mother explains that she gets on top of Daddy to flatten his big stomach.

The boy says, “You’re wasting your time.”

When she asks why, he says, “When you go to the supermarket, the woman next door comes over and blows him back up.”

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You’re Much Bigger Than That

My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”

“You’re much bigger than that.”

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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