Double-Billed the Insurance Company

A seven-year-old girl tells her mom, “Little Johnny asked me to play doctor today.”

“Oh, dear,” the mother says nervously. “What happened, honey?”

And the little girl says, “Not much. He made me sit in a chair for forty-five minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”

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Posted: April 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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