Whenever the self checkout at Walmart says "insert cash or pay another way." I always push my titties together.
Never works.
Topic: business
Business jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Karen and Karen
DISSATISFIED?
Karen & Karen
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SPECIALISTS
Sassy Employee? Order Wrong? 754-8465
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A Home Depot Staff Meeting
[Home Depot staff meeting]
BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?
ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.
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A Gift From the Boss
the boss hands me a gun, “you know what to do.”
I nod.
outside, I frantically google:
boss gun why
how to kill
is killing ok
regift gun ok
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Law Professor’s Ethics Class
law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class
me: *slides a $20 across the desk*
how about now
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A Fun and Exciting Cereal
marketing: lets create a fun and
exciting cereal
executive: okay, go on
marketing: it’ll have cool colors and
fruity flavors
executive: omg yes
marketing: and rabbits can fuck right
off if they think they can have some -
High-Paying Professions
“MEN TEND TO CHOOSE HIGH
PAYING PROFESSIONS – LIKE
DOCTOR, ENGINEER, CEO,
ETC.,
WHILE WOMEN NATURALLY GO
TOWARD LOWER PAYING
CAREERS –
LIKE FEMALE DOCTOR, FEMALE
ENGINEER, AND FEMALE CEO.”
