Topic: business

A tough lawyer is cross-examining a medical expert in court: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

“No.”

“Did you check for blood pressure?”

“No.”

“Did you check for breathing?”

“No.”

“So, then it is possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?”

“No.”

“How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

“Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.”

“I see… But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?”

“Yes, I suppose it’s possible that he was alive and practicing law somewhere.”

A woman wanted to sell her car but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked how many miles were on the car.

“235,000,” she said.

Her friend told her that was the problem but said her brother was a mechanic who could roll the mileage back to whatever she wanted.

So the woman went to the mechanic and told him to set it to 40,000.

Two days later, her friend asked if she had sold the car now that the mileage had been lowered.

The woman replied, “Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it now!”