A new CEO decides it’s time to get rid of the slackers.
During a tour of the office, he notices a guy leaning against the wall while everyone else is working.
Seeing a chance to show he means business, he walks over and asks, “How much do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young man replies, “About $400. Why?”
The CEO says, “Wait right here.”
He goes back to his office, returns a few minutes later, hands the guy $1,600 in cash, and says, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now get out, and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty proud of himself, the CEO turns to the employees and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball did around here?”
A voice from the back says, “He was the DoorDash delivery guy.”
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