Family Secrets at the Strip Club!

A boy came home one afternoon and informed his mom that he had gone into the strip club.

This made his mom angry. She asked her son, “Well, did you see anything that you weren’t supposed to see?”

The boy replied, “Yes, I saw Dad!”

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I think the lottery would be more exciting if they drew TWO different sets of numbers:

I think the lottery would be more exciting if they drew TWO different sets of numbers: first set, to see who wins the money; second set, to see who gets executed. With my luck, I’d have both tickets.

Posted: March 17, 2026 (6 months ago)
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