Woman Waits for Extra Large Condom Buyer

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.

He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”

She responds, “No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (4 months ago)
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