Woman Waits for Extra Large Condom Buyer

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.

He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”

She responds, “No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?”

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I Can’t Wait to Rub It In

I have been diagnosed with a rare condition and my doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream medication.

I can’t wait to rub it in.

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: health, relationships, sex
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