Love Without Limits: A Unique Proposal!

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A woman puts an ad in the newspaper looking for a lover.

She’s looking for a man who won’t hit her, won’t run away, and must be able to satisfy her in the bedroom.

The next day, the doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs.

The guy says, “I’m here to answer your ad looking for a lover.”

She says, “How can you possibly qualify? You don’t have arms or legs.”

He says, “Exactly. I have no arms, so I can’t hit you. And I have no legs, so I can’t run away.”

The lady ponders for a few seconds and says, “Good points…but what about satisfying me in the bedroom?”

And the guy says, “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”

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Posted: March 16, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: relationships, sex
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