A sadist, zoophile, necrophile and masochist meet in a bar…
Sadist: “We should get ourselves a chicken and kill it!”
Zoophile: “We should get ourselves a chicken, have sex with it, and then kill it!”
Necrophile: “We should get ourselves a chicken, have sex with it, kill it, and then have sex with it again!”
Masochist: “BWAK BOK BOK BOK”
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