A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “Sure thing — that’ll be ten cents.”
“Ten cents?!” the man says, stunned. He looks at the menu and asks, “Alright… what about a big steak dinner and a nice bottle of wine?”
“That’ll be a dollar,” the bartender replies.
“A dollar?! This is the best deal I’ve ever seen! Where’s the owner of this bar?”
The bartender points upstairs and says, “He’s up there… with my wife.”
The man frowns and asks, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
The bartender shrugs and says, “Same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
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