From Struggles to Luxury: A Comedic Take

A guy says to his shrink, “Before I got involved with drugs I had a loving family, a nice house and a decent car.”

The shrink says, “And now?”

The guy says, “Now I also have a private jet and a yacht.”

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As Close As I’m Allowed to Get

I tried to come up with a joke about restraining orders. But this is as close as I’m allowed to get.

Posted: March 7, 2026 (7 months ago)
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Topics: drugs & alcohol, family
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