From Struggles to Luxury: A Comedic Take

A guy says to his shrink, “Before I got involved with drugs I had a loving family, a nice house and a decent car.”

The shrink says, “And now?”

The guy says, “Now I also have a private jet and a yacht.”

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Posted: March 7, 2026 (5 months ago)
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