A guy walks into a bar…
He orders a drink and then notices there’s a huge silverback gorilla chained up at the end of the bar, just sitting there and staring at the bartender. Confused, the guy surveys his surroundings, but everyone at the bar is just chatting away and acting normal.
He nervously downs his drink and orders another. After finishing his second drink, he summons the courage to ask about the gorilla.
The bartender says, “Watch this.”
Then the bartender grabs a 2×4 from under the bar and whacks the gorilla over the head with all his might. The gorilla drops to its knees, unzips the bartender’s fly, and starts sucking his dick.
The bartender turns to the guy and says, “This is awesome. You gotta try it.”
The guy says, “Sure, but you don’t have to hit me so hard.”
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