A guy asks a woman, “Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?”
She replies, “Well, to be honest, at that price, the answer would have to be yes.”
“Well, would you do it for five dollars?”
“NO! What do you think I am?”
“We’ve already established what you are. Now we’re just haggling over price.”
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