Heavenly Lines and Unholy Punchlines

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An old Jewish man dies and is waiting in line at the pearly gates.

The line is very long. He says out loud, “Oy, what’s with the holdup? The last time I was in a line this long, it was at Auschwitz. And at least then there was the promise of a shower at the end!”

God appears from the clouds and says, “I do not like that joke.”

The man shrugs and says, “Oy, I guess you just had to be there.”

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Posted: March 3, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: death, race, religion
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