Two Irishmen, One Bar, A Shared Past!

Two men sat next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London.

“You sound Irish,” said the first.

“Aye, that I am!” said the second proudly.

“Faith and begorra, so am I! Where from?”

“Dublin.”

“Saints preserve us, me too! What street?”

“McCleary Street.”

“Mother of mercy… that’s my street as well! What school?”

“St. Mary’s, class of ’64.”

“Sweet heavens… I graduated in ’64 too!”

Just then, a man walked in and asked the bartender,

“What’s going on tonight, Murphy?”

The bartender sighed.

“Ah, nothing much… the O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

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If I ever get another cat, it’s going to be a big one, like a tiger or a panther. That way, if he ever gets upset and viciously scratches me across my face, the bastard won’t be able to hide under the bed.

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Posted: March 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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