I Don’t Know How I’m Going to Pay You

The young man was obsessed by the beautiful secretary in his office. He just had to kiss her and touch her body and…

One day, he plucked up the courage to speak to her. “I think you’re so gorgeous, if I paid you $250, would you come into the storeroom with me so that I can kiss you and rub my hands up and down your body?”

Now the girl liked money a lot, so she agreed and they disappeared into the storeroom. For the next 10 minutes, he showered her with kisses, unbuttoning her blouse and ravishing her breasts, but all the time, he kept murmuring, “I don’t know, I don’t know.”

Eventually, she asked, “Why do you keep saying ‘I don’t know’?”

“Well, I don’t know how I’m going to pay you.”

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Posted: June 23, 2026 (2 months ago)
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