A millionaire goes to church to confess.
The priest asks, “What is your sin, my son?”
“Father, I am too greedy.”
“Greed is a grave sin. Here’s what you must do: when you leave the church, give $100 to the first person you see.”
“What?! $100 to a stranger?”
“My son, you must do it if you wish to set yourself on the path to righteousness and redemption.”
The millionaire agrees and leaves the church.
At first, there’s no one around. Then he walks a bit further and spots a young woman… high heels, short skirt, heavy makeup.
He approaches her, hands her $100 and says, “Here, take this.”
She looks at it and says, “No, that’s not enough. I need $300.”
“$300?! The priest told me I only had to give $100!”
“Well that’s because the priest is a regular customer…”
Chaotic Meh