I Have a Dead Pussy

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, “I have a dead pussy.”

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.”

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If you don’t eat your candy corn in three separate color

If you don’t eat your candy corn in three separate color coordinated bites, you’re a lazy bag of shit.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: animals, language, marital humor
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