I’d Like a Burger and Fries Please

A blonde walks into a library…

…and then says to the librarian, “Hi, I’d like a burger and fries please.”

**Librarian:** Ma’am, this is a library.

**Blonde:** Oh, sorry. (Whispering) “I’d like a burger and fries please.”

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Couldn’t see himself wearing them

Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
He just couldn’t see himself wearing them.

Posted: May 1, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: awkward, embarrassment, misunderstanding
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