If She Dies She Dies

A 95-year-old man went to see his doctor. He said, “Doc, I’m marrying a 25-year-old girl, and I need some Viagra for my wedding night.”

The doctor said, “I’ve got to warn you, as long as you’ve been celibate, that could prove to be fatal.”

The old man said, “Doc, if she dies, she dies.”

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