If She Dies She Dies

A 95-year-old man went to see his doctor. He said, “Doc, I’m marrying a 25-year-old girl, and I need some Viagra for my wedding night.”

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The doctor said, “I’ve got to warn you, as long as you’ve been celibate, that could prove to be fatal.”

The old man said, “Doc, if she dies, she dies.”

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