I’ll Get Halfway Across and You’ll Turn the Light Off

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Two crazy guys are planning to escape the asylum. One night, they climb onto the roof. Across from them is another building.

The first guy says, “I have my flashlight. I’ll turn it on, and you can walk across the beam of light to the other roof!”

The second guy shakes his head and says, “What do you think I am, crazy? I know what you’ll do… I’ll get halfway across, and you’ll turn the light off!”

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Posted: May 2, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: escape, mental health, misunderstanding
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