The Same Place You Got That Train From

My wife asked me to go see a psychologist about my anger issues.

The doctor asked, “If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?”

I replied, “I’d get in my helicopter and fly away!”

The doctor asked, “Where did you get a helicopter?”

I replied, “The same freaking place you got that train from, dipshit!”

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A Big Step Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

That would be a big step forward.

Posted: May 2, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: logic, marital humor, mental health
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