Its Driving Me Nuts

A pirate walks into a bar with a small steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.

The bartender says “Hey! You have a small steering wheel attached to the front of your pants!”

“Arrr. I know,” replied the pirate. “It’s driving me nuts.”

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